December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
jadorejoanne:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
& this is why my mom thinks ive gone to kathys...
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
071896x:
More Than Words | Frankie J
<3
Watchneaontiger:
patroon:
thisiselliz:
Grandma Raps Three 6 Mafia (Slob on my Knob)
I AM SCREAMING OH MY LORD
oh my god. i can’t. this is too much. hahahahahahahaha
